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defensivewounds:

kinkstertime:

panic-at-the-dildos:

we Americans act really cocky and assholey about freedom to hide the fact that our government is crumbling and nobody is actually free so please give us this one day to be annoying about it

Kinda feel bad for poor Americans now. A bit like the asshole kid who you realise is only acting like that cuz their parents are cruel and neglectful.

That’s painfully accurate.

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“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

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theamporapenguin:

Just think if Dad went grimdark 

he probably would go from  this

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just saying

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the year according to tumblr

  • january:post halloween candy hangover
  • feburuary:couples halloween
  • march:almost halloween
  • april:almost halloween
  • may:almost halloween
  • june:almost halloween
  • july:almost halloween
  • august:almost halloween
  • september:basically halloween
  • october:HALLOWEEEN!!!! HALLOWEEEEEEENNNNNN ARRHFJFJFNDHNDJ SKELETON SPOOK !!!!? AAAA
  • november:still halloween
  • december:halloween for jesus
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tinalikesbutts:

Need condoms? Right there in the fucking aisle in a supermarket or CVS.
Need female birth control? Nah bruh, need a prescription and the consent of the lord Jesus Christ amen

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